Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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