she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
