carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
