Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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