butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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