Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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