I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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