she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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