I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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