I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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