So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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