I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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