We won't sleep together?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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