This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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