3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
they're like a gay fantastic four
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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