Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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