Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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