You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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