ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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