I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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