So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Say something about gay babies.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
