dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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