"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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