i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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