He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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