all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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