what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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