i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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