I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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