I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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