What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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