mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
