I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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