Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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