I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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