Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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