i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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