based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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