WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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