just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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