I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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