you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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