Kiss
Puke
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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