Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
