gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
love makes seman taste better
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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