Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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