It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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