You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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