Dual....:-)
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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