No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
