im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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