similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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