woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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