He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I party with great urgency now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
