sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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