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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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