so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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